December 2011
cholas at the vet talking about 'breaking dawn'
1: You see the new Twilight?
2: No. I never got into it like all that.
1: I saw it this weekend. It was real good.
2: You went with Sammy and them?
1: Yeah.
2: Yeah. She like, loves it. What happened?
1: Well, like. Kristen Stewart got pregnant but the baby was like, crushing bones or something because it was growing too fast.
2: Wait, who did she get pregnant by?
1: Edward!
2: Oh, right. Okay.
1: So like, all of her friends were like, 'You should not have that baby,' but she was like, 'No, I want to keep it,' and then she died.
2: She died? You wouldn't expect that because her character is really popular.
1: Yeah, she died. She got all sick and she looked like, crazy.
2: Damn.
1: But she came back to life as a vampire.
2: She hadn't been one before?
1: No. That's the whole thing.
